If there’s something morning and daytime news programs love is producing moral panics to worry about with regards to their audiences.

Often those panics are about young adults having drug-fueled orgies under their moms and dads’ noses so frequently, it is magic they ever have their clothing on, however when they’ve come to an end of fodder with their next “rainbow celebration” hoax, the hosts move to millennials and their supposedly disastrous hookup culture. Yes, in line with the news people that are old, most of us underneath the chronilogical age of 40 will not subside because we’re drowning in each other’s genitals because of a proliferation of dating apps which supposedly allow it to be nearly effortless to locate a partner for a moment’s notice, literally.

Due to the titillating nature of this subject, longform exposes regarding the pitfalls of hookups flooding mags and blog sites, regardless if they’re blatantly and clearly written [...]